Surely, every mom-blog has one of these posts, but I can't resist. I keep hearing myself saying things I never imagined uttering before kids--particularly boys--entered my life. Here is a random list of quotes from the past couple days.
"No thanks, I don't want your booger... No, really, I'm good."
"You can be Superman, but you have to wear more than underwear."
"C'mon guys, one bath a week isn't going to kill you."
"Ok, put your shirts back on. No more boxing until Dad gets home."
And my favorite...
"No, absolutely not. You can't take a gun to church."